Sup.

See that guy sitting poolside in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon like he doesn't have a care in the world? Yep, that's me. Okay, maybe I work two nights a week but I'm telling you, my wife pays all the bills. She's the breadwinner around here and I'm a-ok with that. You got something to say about it? Too bad. And get back to work, corporate slave. Your break is over.

Tricked-Out Porsche (New Car) Scented
Fragrance: New Car Scent, OMG Olive
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
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